Q: Dear Evie Horror,
Help! The show opens tomorrow and I don't know all of the audience participation lines yet. I'm freaking out. What if I say the wrong thing at the wrong time and get my garters snapped?
Signed, Freaky in Fairfield
A: Dear Freaky,
You knew this moment would come, didn't you, Freaky? But not to worry. You can find a copy of the audience participation script here <--- (click that) and bring it with you to the show. Be sure to be gentle now that you're the one who will be doing the garter snapping.
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Q: Dear Evie Horror,
I just quit smoking and I was wondering that, since Rocky Horror Live is held in the Playwright Pub, will I be tempted to light up a cig?
Signed, Nicollette from Noank
A: Dear Nicolette,
Honey, the only thing smoking in the Playwright will be the devilish glance that FrankNFurter gives you.
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Q: Dear Evie Horror,
I hear that all of the costumes are from VIP and that the RHS cast is HOT! What if I get a woodie during the show?
Signed, BIG fan in Branford
A: Dear Big Fan, In the event of rising spirits do the following:
1. find your prop bag
2. remove the newpaper used in the first act
3. make a lap tent
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Q: Dear Evie Horror,
I heard that cast member Ann compiled a Top Ten list after days of research. Can you reprint it here please?
Signed, Larchmont Letterman
A: Dear Letter carrier,
Ann's Top Ten Reasons to go see the Rocky Horror Gender Bender show at the Playwright on 10/29:
10. Costumes provided by VIP
9. HOT girl on girl action
8. See the mysterious back room at the Playwright
7. Rockin' music, a SEXY cast and body shots!!
6. Find out the answer to the musical question "Whatever Happened to Faye Wray?"
5. Do the Time Warp...AGAIN
4. It has been proven to render one immune to the H1N1 virus
3. Come on, as if you have better things to do??
2. Ann is going to be the best female Dr Scott you ever saw
**and the #1 reason to see the Rocky Horror Show at the Playwright on 10/29**
1. You know your brain wants you to to dream it, but your heart wants you to BE IT!!
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Q: Dear Evie Horror,
I was going to buy my Rocky Horror ticket at the door, but my friend says I should buy my ticket in advance. Why should I do that?
Signed, Always Late in Long Island
A: Dear Late One,
Oh my ghoulish goodness! I can't imagine a more terrific torture than for you to show up at The Playwright and find that ROCKY HORROR LIVE is Sold Out. Remember that Rocky, Frank, and the Phantoms are partying in a very small castle - the audience is right in the thick of it! We're not talking Madison Square Ghoul Gardens here!
So picture this and picture it quick: You're outside the Playwright and you can hear the throbbing music and lusty screams of pleasure - but you can't see the hot VIP costumes, you can't shout out at the Narrator, you can't stand up and shake it during the Floor Show. Oh ruination! And if that isn't enough pain - when the Time Warp asks you to "step to the right" you are faced with the unpleasant choice of A) doing nothing or B) looking like a nimrod out on Temple Street when you do the pelvic thrust that you drives you insa-sa-sa-aaane.
Go, buy your ticket online, and sin no more!